Is credit card fraud worth it?

Jimmy: I need more money.

Bob: I think we all do.

Jimmy: Do you know anyone who is going to throw a fight? You know, so I can take a little money and double it. And then double it again.

Bob: Um, I’ll keep you posted if I hear anything.

Jimmy: What about some good ponzi schemes? Like the kind that don’t result in jail time and death threats.

Bob: I try to avoid illegal money making activities, for the reasons you listed.

Jimmy: Wait, Bruce Lee has the answer!

BruceLee
Open Question
Is credit card fraud worth it?
i need to make money, i have the option of credit card fraud. Are there any former scammers out there who can advise if its worth it or not?

Bob: I think he’s asking in the wrong place. I think he’d get a better answer if he went to the prison and asked around.

Jimmy: You can go to prison for credit card fraud? I thought you only ended up there if the RIAA caught you.

Bob: No, I think they’re about equal in seriousness.

Jimmy: Well, I better not get caught then right?

Bob: I’m sure you won’t get caught. Only stupid scammers get caught and you’re definitely not stupid.

Jimmy: That’s right! Just like Bruce Lee!

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December 14, 2009 by jimmy in Uncategorized
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where do you all play games on your iPhone?

Bob: Do you have a portable gaming system?

Jimmy: Sure do. My laptop works great for WoW on the bus.

Bob: Thank goodness you don’t try to play it while driving your car.

Jimmy: Cars are for losers.

Bob: And buses are for awesome people?

Jimmy: Of course! You wouldn’t believe the awesome people who I see on the bus every day.

Bob: I can imagine. Is your bus ride long enough to get in lots of WoW bliss?

Jimmy: I can usually get in a good hour’s worth every time I ride.

Bob: Maybe mobilehavoc needs to move further away so he has more time to play his iphone games:

mobilehavoc
07/14/08

In all seriousness…where do you all play games on your iPhone? I have a short commute to work so that’s out of the question..can’t play at work obviously…at home I have my choice of a Wii, Xbox360 or PS3. So when am I supposed to play these on an iPhone?

Jimmy: That would solve his problem. I mean, why have a commute at all unless you can waste that time gaming.

Bob: I’d just be worried that a longer commute leaves you more exposed to the awesome bus people.

Jimmy: Don’t worry about the bus people. Once you shoot one of them, the rest stay in line.

Bob: So mobilehavoc needs to bring a gun along with his iphone, is that what your saying?

Jimmy: Yep. But who doesn’t have a gun nowadays?

Bob: Hopefully the bus people don’t.

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December 11, 2009 by bob in Uncategorized
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i cant the .net frame work

Jimmy: While looking through some Microsoft forums, I came across this:

IHatethis!@#$ 1/29/2008 2:01 PM PST

i tryd that but i cant the .net frame work file

Jimmy: I wouldn’t try to the .net frame work file. It might get mad. Have you tryd anything else?

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December 9, 2009 by jimmy in shortmods
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wait for the toddler to get off

Jimmy: I can’t wait for cars that drive themselves.

Bob: Are you too lazy to keep your hands on the wheel?

Jimmy: Well, if I need to drive to Alaska, I can sleep the whole way. Then once I’m there, I get to hunt polar bears.

Bob: And since you’re sleeping, you won’t notice the onboard computer bluescreen. You’ll be sleeping peacefully as the car makes a left turn into the grand canyon.

Jimmy: That doesn’t sound likely. First, the Grand Canyon isn’t on the way to Alaska. And second, I bet the computer will tell me it’s bluescreening so I can take control of the car.

Bob:Maybe you should consider havocs advice:

havoc 3:00PM (3/21/2008)

like the volvo that includes warnign tones for if you are too close to the car infront of you, or if you start to veer out of your lane.

or ‘adaptive’ cruise control.

what ever happened to a pair of eyes?
if someone needs their car to beep at them, then they should wait for the toddler to get off the ride before they try to put in their own quarter.

Jimmy: They let toddlers drive???

Bob: Yeah, the cool cars outside of Walmart that bob up and down to awesome music.

Jimmy: I love those cars! I wish they could actually drive places. Maybe technology will make it happen and toddlers can drive those cars to Alaska!

Bob: I need to start building a car proof bunker to live in.

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December 7, 2009 by bob in Uncategorized
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I’m pretty decent with m poetry

Bob: I’m not very good at poetry.

Jimmy: Poetry? Did you want to be a poet or something?

Bob: No, not really. But I came across this post on the Myspace forum and I want to help.

If I Didnt Want To Be Here Baby, I’d Be Gone.. Sunday, October 03, 2004 9:29 PM
I’m pretty decent with m poetry but i wanna try some spoken word. or Slam poetry. ummm but i dont have any guidelines to go by. are there guideliness? anything i should know??

Bob: Since he’s already good with m poetry, which I’ve never heard of, maybe we could help him with slam poetry.

Jimmy: Well, slam poetry is similar to the poetry written by the Mongol hordes back in 1294.

Bob: You slam people when you make it?

Jimmy: It mainly originated from the sounds they would make after decapitating someone in battle.

Bob: Oh. So my slam poem I was working on isn’t right? It goes something like this: Slam the flan into the pan. Don’t forget to use more Pam. Butter is the real scam. You are the best mam.

Jimmy: That is some good poetry, but it isn’t slam. Sorry man. Try again after you’ve gone for a ran.

Bob: Wow, you’re a poet and you didn’t even know it!

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December 4, 2009 by bob in Uncategorized
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